Tiger Woods Banged Some Chicks.... and other things I don't care about.

-Tiger Woods is a poon hound. The count is up to 10. Varying from "kinky" sex outdoors in a church parking lot to being high on Ambien while banging some slut, the details can get pretty gory. While I do enjoy hearing that he's banging chics from pornos and stupid cocktail waitresses I am tired of it being on sport center. The only thing that should piss me off on ESPN is Josh Elliot(bc he's a douche) , Jesse Palmer(Certified Grade-A Douche) and the constant sucking of the SEC's collective dick. Let me read about it on Deadspin if I choose to, I just don't want it in the "Not Top 10".

-What's with people bitching about Christmas/Hanuka decorations in public places? I was listening to the radio yesterday and a "Humanist" called in and basically complained that other humanist feel sad during the holidays because they don't believe in God and there are no decorations up for them. So they've started a campaign letting other humanists know that it's OK to celebrate the holidays and give gifts etc, you don't have to believe in Jesus, or the story about how the oil in the lamp lasted 8 nights for those Jewish people back in the day.

Their overall message of just be a good person is alright, I can dig it. But I just hate when people bitch because their views aren't represented the same way that other people's are. Do I get upset when all the local media covers is the Lakers and I am a Cavs fan? Yes! Well, not really. Stop whining. The world doesn't need less decorations and more holidays. It needs less whiny people. Besides, what do humanist/atheist decorations look like? Are they invisible since they believe in nothing? We all know that believing in something you can't see is silly, right?

-It rained yesterday. The commute was terrible and to top it all off my shoe got pretty much water-logged. Reminds me why I don't live in Ohio anymore. But for all of you idiots that think it's "freezing" here now, it isn't even close. You can put your down jackets and mittens away, everything is going to be ok. And what's with the girls wearing winter coats, ugg boots and short shorts. Not complaining, but it just looks dumb.

-I went to Dicks Sporting Goods yesterday. My girlfriend was looking for long sleeve shirts to wear under her t-shirts at work and I noticed something weird. It's December and they already have a fresh crop of swim suits out on display. The Ski section is close to being boxed up in December! WTF!!! I'm just glad their aren't Valentine's Day decorations up yet, but now that I've said something they've probably started.

All of this just makes me realize that I am one of the few sane people left in this country. That's not exactly comforting.

Also, Timmy TeBag cried on TV. There is justice in this world after all.