When I think about Bowl Season I think of two major things: Goddamn there are a lot of bowl games and do they let just anyone sponsor these things? Point in Case: The Brut(yeah, the stuff your grandpa splashed on after he shaved) Sun Bowl. Brut! FUCKING BRUT! I think Old Spice would be a more suitable sponsor for a bowl because at least they make other popular products and not just cologne/aftershave that no one under 65 years of age buys. How bout the Motor City Bowl in Sunny Detroit! Isn't that fucking city bankrupt?!?!?! Little Caesar's Bowl.... all I know is that they sell $5 "hot and ready" pizzas and that's all. That's a shit ton of $5 pizzas. This company has to be bankrupt. My new Favorite might actually be the St. Petersburg Bowl sponsored by something called "Beef 'O' Bradys". Wow, that's amazing.
Why isn't there a Trojan Condom's Bowl? Or the Tampax Bowl made famous by the Academy Award winning Film "BASEketball"??? Seriously, I want these things to happen in my life time. If we can have bowl games sponsored by Beef O Brady's and Roady's, why not Condoms or Vivid Video? Seriously think about it. Vivid Video should be the sponsor of the Las Vegas Bowl, not Maaco.
Actually now that I think of it, my dream will never become a reality because supposedly we're going to have a playoff system in place within the next decade. RIGHT. Congress is involved people say, that will help. Name one time, JUST ONE, when congress has stepped in and actually made something happen faster that wasn't a tax hike! Can't do it, can you? It's just more of your tax dollars hard at work! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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