Friday, February 13, 2009

I think I have a solution on how to get by in this economy: Crap out 14 kids and just kind of hang out on Govt. Assistance

Let's say that you are in school for a master's degree in whatever it is that you would want, for argument's sake we'll say Psychology.(because we all know a bachelors in psych is worthless)You are in your 30's, single, unemployed/living off student loans and already have 6 kids, but yet part of you still feels empty inside because your husband/wife/love/f-buddy left you and your 6 kids. What do you think the next logical step is? Set up a profile on some online dating sight, focus on school, maybe try to meet a new person of romantic interest? If you said yes to any of those options you are an idiot. The correct answer is: Crap out 8 more kids!

I know what you're thinking. Crapping out 8 more kids to bring your total to 14 is the exact wrong thing to do especially when you're unemployed. Hell having 14 kids is stupid even if you have a decent job. I'll go one step further: it's stupid even if you're a multi-millionaire. 14, that's 3 more bodies than are recquired to have a football team.

What's even more puzzling is how this woman got the money to spend on artificial insemination, fertility treatments, etc when she's still a student living off of loans and has 6 mouths to feed. What part of her brain says that this is a good idea? Clearly she is not sane.

"But she's so lonely, she had a void to fill in her heart. What's this poor woman to do?" Well it starts by not having 8 more kids. Plenty of people are lonely, do you know what they do? Buy cats,dogs, gold fish, reptiles to have as a pet and companion. I have a Black Lab, he's a great companion and far less expensive option than 14 kids. (Woody cost me $300, is a pure bread black lab and maybe if you average it out another 60 dollars per month for food, toys and vet bills over the year. He is way cheaper than even 1 kid.) This woman is clearly insane. I would like her to be psychologically tested for her children's benefit.

In all fairness her "plan" is to graduate with her masters degree soon where she thinks she will be able to provide for her super family. How much money does she think a master's degree guarantees her annually? Does she think she's walking in to an easy quarter million dollars plus a year or something? I think even if she made that she's be strapped for cash with how much it coast to feed, clothe and provide shelter for that many people. Take the budget for a family of 4 and multiply that by about 3.5, how crazy is she?

At the end of the day she knows she's not going to have to pay for it alone. There are plenty of suckers out there who will "donate" money to her via her website(which I will not link because I won't support her cause and some how justify her existence) and there are also plenty of other suckers out there called "California tax payer". Yep, that's right. We're all the unsuspecting victim of this woman's lunacy. We're footing the bill for her twisted little brain. In state where we are already not getting tax refunds for this year at a minimum (they're IOU's, there just as good as cash!), and the state budget is seriously backwards how dare this woman leave us with the bill for her choices? It was her choice to have 6 children already. It was her choice to have 8 more when doctors told her that it would be unsafe to do so. It is her choice to put herself in this situation. She should pay for it, not me and not you.

Let's not forget the children here. (Won't somebody please think of the children?!!?) The reality for these children is that they are at a disadvantage already in their young fragile lives. Because of their extremely low birth weights they are more likely to suffer from life threatening conditions that, if they survive, will cause a need for specialized and very expensive care from medical professionals. Also, they will have this deranged woman as a mother to share with 13 other siblings all jockeying for her love and attention. They are getting the short end of the stick. It's only my guess, and it's sad thing to think of, but they will most likely end up in foster care for most of their lives and have no sense of what a family truly is. That is no way to go through life. Wondering why you are here and if any one really cares.

While I don't agree with the threats she is receiving and would never condone threatening her life, she has asked for this in a way. She craves the attention which is why she insisted on keeping all 8 embryos inside of her uterus. She wanted to be on the news(nationally, if not across the world). She wanted recognition for being such a "great" woman and mother. She's getting what she wanted, attention and we're getting to pick up the cost of her 15 minutes of fame.

- Just in this morning: The same doctor that administered fertility procedures to this mother of 14 has another patient that is expecting 4, is also unemployed and is 49 years old. This idiot should lose his medical license and practice.

We are surrounded by idiots.

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