Their vaginas aren't dry because they're in the desert(why are they in the desert again? ohh, that's right, terrorism) they're dry because they're all old. This should be called "No Sex in the Desert: The Jihad of Shoe Shopping" or some shit.
Character Line Up:
The blonde with shortish hair: Slut. Must use TONS of astro-glide
Ginger: No soul.
Main Charecter: Ugly as shit, get your mole removed. You have a face like Mr. Ed.
Brunette: Only bangable one, although I hear she believe in Xenu. That's questionable at best.
Story line:
Old whores go the desert to go shoe shopping and whore it up. Only what they don't realize is that they're in Iraq or some shit therefore it's illegal to be a woman and super-illegal to be whore. They all get kidnapped by Osama Bin Laden for being whores, except the Ginger because the terrorists think she's a he. The end.
Whoever green-lit this movie should be shot. In the knee. and then foreced to crawl across the 110 freeway at night time.
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