Vanity Plates are awesome!

It's been a busy couple (4 or 5) weeks. I've been driving around LA and OC a lot for work and other things and for those of you that haven't been to Southern California, Vanity Plates are everywhere. Seriously, LA has to be the vanity plate capital of the world (sorry Bangkok). While none are as awesome as "Ass Man" from Seinfeld fame, there is one disturbing trend: gross chics that think they're hot.

I saw a license plate that read "SEXC MAMI" the other day on the 110 and I thought to myself, FAT! FAT FAT FAT FAT! But you know what? I was wrong, she was HUUUUUUUUGE not just fat. It's become my realization that anyone with a plate that says "SEXY", "SEXC", "HOT" etc means that they are a very large minority woman, mostly Hispanic or "African-American".

Who told these bitches they were hot? Are they being ironic?(no, women have zero sense of humor, especially when it comes to matter of weight.) Why the fuck are there so many ugly bitches with these license plates? Isn't there some kind of screening process? There should. You should have to submit a RECENT photo of yourself with your vanity plate application. I realize that California is hard up for funds right now, but still, the extra money the Government gets from fat chics paying for vanity plates can't be that big of an amount. To offset this loss just raise the tax on fast food, especially KFC and McDonald's. I venture to say that the revenue change will be vastly on the positive side.

Maybe these plates are out there for dudes that consider themselves "chubby chasers" or something. It's an easy way to weed out the big girls from the average to small girls or something. It's like shooting a deer and following the trail of blood to find your kill, only it's a trail of Burger King bags and the bleeding is internal. I don't fault these guys for jumping on "grenades" for the rest of us, but come on. This has got to stop.

Fuck YOUR Life.

On a happier note the Cavs took care of business and beat the Fakers last night. How did Bynum and Gasol grow to be 7feet+ tall and still manage to never grow male genitalia. Lisa Leslie thinks they're fags. I realize that Pau is a Euro, so by nature he flops, is soft and can't make big boy plays but come on. Everyone that said the Shaq trade was dumb can now tell him how his ass tastes because he beat those bitches up. DJ Mbenga saw playing time.... in the first half.

The best part is that all the Fakers fans will stop running their mouths and pretending they know shit about "their" team. First the USC coaching/NCAA debacle and now this! What an awesome month! No more USC or Lakers car flags = success!

Time for GTL bitches! I'm out.