Adam James is a Bitch.

That's right, I said what you were probably thinking. I'll say it again: Adam James is a fucking bitch. A whiny spoiled brat that wasn't getting his way and managed to get a person that he didn't like wrongfully terminated.

Hopefully you've seen the video tour of the "shed" and "electrical closet by now". If not, I'll tell you; they're nothing like a shed or electrical closet whatsoever. Quite spacious, with fans and ice machines. Not cob webs, dust and exposed electrical wires.

I'm not saying what ex-coach Mike Leach did is right, but what I am saying is that we're getting in to dangerous territory where one person's word can get you fired without any sort of corroboration of stories or evidence submitted by anyone else but your accuser. I'm sure that if you take a look at any football program there are going to be players(that don't get any PT) that don't like the way they are treated, think they should see more field time and just think life isn't fair, boo hoo. Guess what bitches, life isn't fair. Just because you don't like the way things are going doesn't mean that you should be such a cry-baby. Suck it up. Practice harder, spend more time watching game film, hit the weights, etc if you want more playing time.

Another thing that's super-fucked about this scenario is the dedicated time Adam's daddy, Craig James(an ESPN "analyst" no less) , was given on sports center to defend his son and talk about how terrible of a coach and person Mike Leach is. What a crock of shit. Talk about guilty before proven otherwise, this is the perfect case.

I will say this is far different that the Mark Mangino situation that was in Kansas where players were physically harmed b y his actions. The whole turf burn thing was pretty gross if you ask me. This kid got yelled at. That's pretty much it. How many times have you been yelled at? Did you cry about it? Did you get revenge on that person and make it a personal vendetta. Coaches yell at people, that at least half of what coaching is. The coach isn't there to pat you on the head and tell you that you are special. He's there to make you tougher, a better player and to ultimately win games. He is not there for your self esteem.

The worst part is just think about the message it sends to other players at different schools and in large part the next/current generation of kids: if something is tough you cry about it and everything will be taken care of. That's the problem with kids and society as a whole nowadays; every thinks they're special. Let me ask you something: what did Adam James ever accomplish?? NOTHING. Yet he feels entitled to be treated like he did, and maybe better than other players in general. I heard someone on the radio(ex NFLer) say this was the "wussification" of society as we know it, and I tend to agree. The next generation is fucked. They can't take the heat, can't take a joke and can't take criticism. Is it our job to make the world softer and more comfortable for their privileged bum bums? It sure sounds like it.

People that call it "Turkey Day" should be shot... or be forced to go back to 3rd grade. Whatever floats your proverbial boat

That's right, fuck you, third grad teachers of America. Referring to one of the most bad-ass holidays ever as "Turkey Day" makes you sound like a tard. (Again, no offense to actual tards. You guys probably hate that phrase too.) You wouldn't say "Happy Jesus Day!" would you? No you wouldn't because that would actually be funny and original. Two things which you are not. You're the type of person that wears ugly Christmas sweaters because you actually like them, not because you are going to an ugly sweater party. I am thankful that I don't keep many people like you inside the circle of trust. You have all been kicked out. Probably many many years ago because I can't stand you and your stupid face.

But I guess I should be thankful for other things like girlfriend(hates when I call her that), family, the troops in all those hot sandy god-awful places, etc. I genuinely am thankful for all of those things. Here are some other things I am thankful for as we pause to let deep thoughts evolve in our ever expanding minds on this day before the day of giving thanks. (I also refuse to refer to the day before Thanksgiving as "Thanksgiving Eve". That's just making more stupid holidays up. I'm looking at YOU "sweetest day".)

- Cheetos - They're awesome, admit it.

-The Bevmo that opened up by my house this year - It's a glorious thing. For those of you that don't know what Bevmo is and have also never heard of Google either, Bevmo is like a supermarket dedicated to all this containing alcohol or that with be mixed or eaten in conjunction with alcohol. Whoever invented this was a genius.

- Not going to the night-before-Thanksgiving in your hometown bar gathering - Let me set you straight here, I am not happy that I won't be in Ohio for Thanksgiving. That's not my point at all. I'm just happy I won't have to hang out with douches that I went to the same high school roughly 10 years ago, pretend to like them, pretend to care what they're up to now, etc. I have, in the past, played the pretend caring card only to have it blow up in my face as a result of Jager shots. While I will miss pissing everyone off, I won't miss pretending to care that I like you. You probably call Thanksgiving "Turkey Day" anyway. Douche.

- The Rose Bowl - Finally an OSU game close by that isn't another home game for those USC D-Bags.

- A couple days off from work - No explanation needed.

- Spending the day AFTER Thanksgiving going to wineries and the Firestone brewery in Paso Robles and NOT SHOPPING - People that go shopping on "Black Friday" are idiots. Ever heard of amazon.com? 10 times better than walmart at 4am on a cold Friday in November waiting in line to buy the next thing your little brat will destroy in 2 months or forget about completely when the next big thing comes out.

The Holiday season is upon us, people. It's Scary. Try not to kill yourself or the guy next to you fighting for the same new xbox game that your kid wants too. Just remember to eat drink and drink some more. We can do this. We just have to be strong.

Pet Peave of the Day.

So I got up from my chair at my desk to take a leak. It's a pretty regular occurrence, I drink lots of water. The urinals are occupado and I will NOT violate the one urinal rule because I am a man of principle. I do the gentlemanly thing and walk towards and empty stall. I open the door and to my horror SOMEONE BLEW T UP AND DID NOT FLUSH!!!! WTF!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! To add insult to injury they left the ass gasket on the seat. Fuck it, I walked out.

What kind of fuck-tarded moron leaves a place of business like that? These are the kinds of people I don't think the world needs. They make me consider being pro-choice.