Pet Peeve of the Day.

Getting a Receptionists Voicemail.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?! If the machine is answering the phone for you, why do we need to pay you? Is your job that fucking hard?!? Just answer the phone and get me to who I need to talk to. I refuse to leave you a voicemail!

Also, it's none of your god-damned business who I am or why I'm calling. You're a call router.