Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Pet Peeve of the Day.

Getting a Receptionists Voicemail.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?! If the machine is answering the phone for you, why do we need to pay you? Is your job that fucking hard?!? Just answer the phone and get me to who I need to talk to. I refuse to leave you a voicemail!

Also, it's none of your god-damned business who I am or why I'm calling. You're a call router.

It's racist because you are white.

Think about it. The only reason you are for this whole Arizona Immigration law is because you are white, and because you are white you are ultimately a bigot. It makes sense, CNMSNBCNN told me so. Keith Olberman would NEVER lie to me, you take that back.

There's no way you read the law, let a lone understand it. Just because it says that racial profiling is frowned upon and illegal doesn't actually mean that whoever wrote and will enforce it will stand by that. Why would they do such a thing? They're going to be ripping "illegal-looking" people out of cars before you can say Chimichanga! Don't pay attention to what the law says, pay attention to what it DOESN'T say maaan, it's a conspiracy! Arizona is the 2nd shooter on the grassy knoll. They started the Vietnam war, planted WMD's in Iraq and now they're trying to enforce a federal law in their own state!

What of this federal law? That's just made up by more racist white people. It doesn't actually exist. It was invented by the white man to keep us down, and we're sure as shit not going to enforce it. Boycott Arizona, and move to Mexico! I here it's a lovely country, minus the wide-spread poverty, drug cartels and all that!

Shame on you Arizona for wanting people to come to this country legally and not bilk the system for money. Bunch of slack-jawed red-necked racists!

(totally serious)